Lists
I love lists, so here are some completely random ones, mostly for my own amusement, but if you are amused too, that's okay.
Life Goals |
Steps for Taking Over the World |
Favorite Words/phrases |
| see a second baptist church OR second community bank (completed in festus, mo in march 2006) | 1. ? | heteronormative |
| find a pregnant soda machine (i.e., one where you just walk up and hit the button and soda comes out, no money needed) | 2. ? | patriofascist groupthink |
| be able to say "hold on, i've got a call on the other line" (completed in kirksville, mo in september 2006) | 3. ? | socioeconomic |
| grab a squirrel's tail to see if they really do come out | 4. ? | social construct |
| pet that one cat on Franklin street that always looks like it's dead. (completed in kirsville, MO in september 2006) | 5. know all the campus crusade for christ people who eat lunch in the Ryle cafeteria | productive morphology |
| finish a NYT crossword without help from anyone else or the internet. | 6. wear a true faux-hawk | polysyllabic |
| stay at the comfort inn in cameron, MO | 7. ? | sesquipedalian |
| wear a true faux-hawk for at least one day | 8. ? | anthropomorphological |
| make out on a comfy couch at a live music performance | 9. ? | jilted lover |
| stay at a youth hostel (completed in cologne, germany in june 2005) | 10. get two kittens | anarcho-primitivism |
| go to origin point of the mississippi river where it's just a stream and walk across it | 11. ? | narrativized sex |
| get a 29 point hand in cribbage | 12. ? | boggle |
| triple-skunk someone in cribbage | 13. ? | ambi- (-dextrous, -valent, etc.) |
| get a doctoral degree | 14. ? | phonaestheme |
| win a round of nertz | 15. ? | morphosyntax |